The Post, jumping on the notariety of Freakonomics, has a quick article about the “ugly” face of crime that highlights on how unattractive people tend to, more frequently, be criminals.

What does that mean for Shaw? I shudder to think. I can loosely accept the economists’ conclusions though… I’ve yet to see a prom queen pee in my street.

So next time you see a crime in Shaw just tell yourself, “It’s ok, they’re not a beautiful person. Like me.”