Church Parking

Warning I get preachy. Second warning my delete finger will be very itchy with comments, so watch it.
The topic of parking on Sundays in Logan Circle has been rolling around on the tongues and fingertips of many for a while and the Post ran a story this weekend about the parking war. I must say biking to my own church, I noticed that the traffic I have to deal with near Metropolitan Baptist was much better. Fewer vehicles taking up the bike lane, for loading and unloading.
There was an element in the Post story that did make my eyes roll. One was the statement about the church being there since the 1800’s, well honey yours is not the only 19th century church in the District. My church also has a 19th century pedigree but no one acts as if it is their right to double park their Land Rover. Of course, my church is in a neighborhood notorious for having no parking. Besides there was a time when people carpooled to church or *gasp* walked. It is a problem when many of a church’s parishioners no longer live in the neighborhood of their parish.
I pass by at least 5 churches on my way to and from home on Sundays I notice that those churches, many of them also 19th century types, don’t have the same flavor of parking problems as Metropolitan. The parking violations I see are parking too close to the curb or too close to a fire hydrant or parking in a space clearly marked for metrobus stopping.
Can I say that the churches with severe parking problems no longer appear to represent the neighborhoods they are in? It is one thing when you draw a sizable number of your parishioner base from the immediate area. It is another when you have suburbanites with suburban expectations, especially when they have the mindset that it is their G-d given right to drive to point A and park in front of point A like it’s one of those fantasy car commercials where the perfect parking spot is there, waiting for you and only you.
The other problem I had was a belief that just because they are going to do something right (dragging self to church) gives them the excuse to do something wrong (illegally park). They give Christians a bad name. If Christians are to lead by example, in this we are doing a lousy job. We will not bring people to Christ by annoying them on a bright Saturday morning knocking on the door and dropping off pamphlets, but rather by living in faith. I remember, a cousin from my dad’s side, who was a Florida State Trooper complained that “church folk” were some of the worst drivers out there, believing that simply ’cause they go to church they have to right to speed and engage in other traffic violations. Is that a good example of living in faith? In using their church attendance as an excuse for speeding they left a poor impression on my cousin of ‘church folk’.
Matthew 22:36-40

36 “Teacher, which is the great commandment in the Law?”
37 And he said to him, “You shall love the Lord your G-d with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.
38 This is the great and first commandment.
39 And a second is like it: You shall love your neighbor as yourself.
40 On these two commandments depend all the Law and the Prophets.”

The who is my neighbor thing is answered in Luke 10:29-37, which summed up means everyone is your neighbor.
I warned you I’d get preachy.

Anyone get mugged at Shaw/Howard?

Got an email from a reader relating his experience with getting attacked by the kids who hang out by the entrance of the R St exit. He’d like to know if others have had the same problem. I am aware of kids making a nuisence of themselves around the entrance and just figured it was kids being annoying kids, didn’t think that the little booggers would be violent and criminal.


Do you know anything about a group of kids that stands
around the metro at R and 8th and assaults people when
they come out? This happened to me last night
(Saturday) around 10 p.m. I was walking out of the
Metro to an art show opening near 6th and T, and 5 or
more kids (age 13, 14, 15?) were standing on either
side of the metro, a total of maybe 10 or 12 kids.
After we had walked about a half block they ran to
catch up with us. One came up beside me, said “how
you doing?” and hit me in the face with a pipe.

After I recovered, my fiancee helped me to the seven
eleven near there and the very helpful clerks called
emergency services and gave me some napkins. The
medics cleaned me up and the cops took my report, then
gave us a ride to the art show (didn’t want to let it
spoil our night, I would have felt even worse then).

Apparently this is a phenomenon with which some
neighbors are familiar; a 30-40 year old man came by
just after it happened, and seemed angered by it in an
“oh, man, not this again” kind of way – he ran off
after the kids yelling at them. Some of the seven
eleven staff also seemed to have that attitude when we
told them where it happened and that it was a group of
young teenagers (I can’t remember their exact words;
I was groggy and bleeding). Same with the cops.