Cat fight

Looking at the Truxton Circle daily dispatch I noticed this:

PSA 501
4/11/2005
2000 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon – Other
100 Block Q ST NW
CCN #05045912
C1 REPORTS THAT SHE AND S1 GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT ABOUT S1’S BOYFRIEND AT WHICH
TIME S1 BECAME ANGRY AND GRABBED C1’S HAIR. BOTH C1 AND S1 FELL TO THE GROUND
AND THEN S1 BEGAN BITING C1 IN THE FACE. S1 THEN FLED

Guuurl, no man ain’t worth gettin’ bit in the face for. No man.