The following is a overdramatic scene of an incident that actually occurred recently.
Cue Martial Arts background music.
Close up of Shaolin Middle Class Master (SMCM) peering out of window and widescreen of SMCM rushing out of house to confront….. Crackhead Warrior who is urinating in the front yard of the adjoining rowhouse.
SMCM: What are you doing? (lips still moving)
Crackhead Warrior: Uh wha? I live here!
SMCM: I challenge you with my superb logic saying that it is wrong to pee in public!
Crackhead Warrior: Well I deflect your reasoning with my crackhead logic that says I have the right to pee.
SMCM: Argh! I am blinded by your crackhead logic with disbelief. So I will counter attack with my gossip & information spell. It will mark you and all who reside at your house as lawn peeing crackheads.
Crackhead Warrior: Ha ha! Your information spell has no effect on me for I have taken my magic crack which makes me oblivious to all reasoning! Buhahhhaha!
End scene.
The peeing in the front yard and the confrontation were real, the rest of the dialogue came from my imagination.