The Call

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NOTE: This was an unpublished draft that for one reason or another I did not publish on the date given. In order to clear out my draft folder on 12-16-2013 I chose to publish it. However, I won't vouch for the completeness or accuracy of it, and it most likely does not reflect my opinion anymore.

DNC- Hey gurl, whatsup?

DC- Oh, nothing, just working on Statehood and voting rights in Congress. You know the same old same old.

DNC- Uh, yea. I need you to drop everything and come on over.


DNC- I was just thinking about a rally against gun violence or income inequality, and I know you down with dat, so come on over.

DC- Yeah, I am, but I'm really busy with, and speaking of....

DNC- Aw gurl, you know how I feel about you...

[call from New York coming in]

DNC- Hold up. I gotta take this call.

[DNC puts DC on hold and connects with NY]

DNC- Hello, NY darling. How is one of my favorite states? Can I get you anything?

NY- Oh, fine. No, I'm good for now. Did I catch you in the middle of anything?

DNC- No, nothing important.

NY- Good. I'm just calling to remind you pick up California tonight. That's all.

DNC- Sure, my dear, anything.

NY- Ok, bye.

DNC- Bye and I love you.

[line with NY disconnects and DC reconnects]

DC- Hello?

DNC- Yea. How soon can you get here 'cause I got something else going on tonight?

DC- Well what about voting rights?

DNC- Huh? Oh, yeah, maybe we can talk about it when you get here. 

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