NOTE: This was an unpublished draft that for one reason or another I did not publish on the date given. In order to clear out my draft folder on 12-16-2013 I chose to publish it. However, I won't vouch for the completeness or accuracy of it, and it most likely does not reflect my opinion anymore.
DNC- Hey gurl, whatsup?
DC- Oh, nothing, just working on Statehood and voting rights in Congress. You know the same old same old.
DNC- Uh, yea. I need you to drop everything and come on over.
DNC- I was just thinking about a rally against gun violence or income inequality, and I know you down with dat, so come on over.
DC- Yeah, I am, but I'm really busy with, and speaking of....
DNC- Aw gurl, you know how I feel about you...
[call from New York coming in]
DNC- Hold up. I gotta take this call.
[DNC puts DC on hold and connects with NY]
DNC- Hello, NY darling. How is one of my favorite states? Can I get you anything?
NY- Oh, fine. No, I'm good for now. Did I catch you in the middle of anything?
DNC- No, nothing important.
NY- Good. I'm just calling to remind you pick up California tonight. That's all.
DNC- Sure, my dear, anything.
NY- Ok, bye.
DNC- Bye and I love you.
[line with NY disconnects and DC reconnects]
DNC- Yea. How soon can you get here 'cause I got something else going on tonight?
DC- Well what about voting rights?
DNC- Huh? Oh, yeah, maybe we can talk about it when you get here.